15 Reasons why Beer is better than Woman :

1) A beer doesn't get jealous when u grab another beer!
2) When u go to a bar u can always pick up a beer!
3) A beer won't get jealous if u come home and have beer on your breath!
4) U don't have to wine and dine a beer!
5) If u poor a beer just right, u will always get good head!
6) Hangovers go away!
7) When you're finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents!
8) U don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
9) A beer always goes down easy!
10) U can share a beer with your friends!
11) Beer is always wet!
12) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer!
13) A frigid beer, is a good beer!
14) U can have more than one beer and not feel guilty!
15) U can enjoy a beer all month long!